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By: inanimate retort

inanimate retort — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 02:14:35 +0000

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done — Andy Rooney
No mention of God They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do They know it puts people off — Alan Bennett

I’m Jewish I don’t work out If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor — Joan Rivers
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done — Andy Rooney

By: wasteful quibble

wasteful quibble — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 18:04:51 +0000

Those are my principles If you don’t like them I have others — Groucho Marx
Sterling’s Corollary to Clarke’s Law: Any sufficiently advanced garbage is indistinguishable from magic

If you can read this you’re not aiming in the right direction — Toilet-ceiling graffiti
In the begining there was nothing and God said ‘Let there be light’, and there was still nothing but everybody could see it — Dave Thomas

By: surly end

surly end — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 13:13:44 +0000

If there is no Hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretences — William Sunday

By: Unlucky desktop

Unlucky desktop — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 05:30:48 +0000

Not only is there no God, but you try getting a plumber at weekends — Woody Allen

By: brutish vote

brutish vote — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 13:54:09 +0000

We don’t like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.

By: Mad odor

Mad odor — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 04:37:09 +0000

I don’t care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members — Groucho Marx

By: base-court fixture

base-court fixture — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 13:09:34 +0000

It’s strange, isn’t it You stand in the middle of a library and go ‘aaaaagghhhh’ and everyone just stares at you But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in — Tommy Cooper

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By: motley-minded nose

motley-minded nose — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 12:56:45 +0000

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By: rude-growing stress

rude-growing stress — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 12:44:01 +0000

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke -- Groucho Marx housing floor plan

By: Misunderstood screening

Misunderstood screening — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 12:35:37 +0000

Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers -- Leonard Brandwein awesome business card